About GitTees

Developers care a lot about their GitHub graphs. Those green squares mean something. They capture consistency, obsession, effort, momentum, and miles of keyboard abuse. For plenty of devs, a contribution graph feels like a public ledger of grind. A badge. A flex. A strangely intimate self-portrait made of commits.

At the same time, developer humor lives in a permanent state of horned-up internet goblin titty mode.

That intersection became GitTees.

We take your real GitHub contribution graph and turn it into a premium t-shirt built for laughs, flexing, and awkward compliments at meetups. Every design starts with your actual data. Your streaks. Your stats. Your receipts. Then we print it on a shirt worthy of the work that made it.

GitTees is for people who push and pull all night, who take pride in their squares, and who appreciate a little innuendo with their input/output.

This whole thing started as a joke. Then it became a product. Then it became a brand for devs whose repo deserves screen time, stage time, and chest time.

Go on, you filthy animal. Show 'em your GitTees.